If You're Looking For Bill Ackman, He's Hiding In A Dark Room, Naked And Gently Sobbing While Slathering Himself In Chipotle Queso - Dealbreaker

If You're Looking For Bill Ackman, He's Hiding In A Dark Room, Naked And Gently Sobbing While Slathering Himself In Chipotle Queso

Just leave him alone, ok?
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Oh...Bill.

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So what you bought into Chipotle at like $405 a share and it's now down below $277? You are still a very special boy. At least you're the second most clicked person in the internet, right?

And, hey, there's a smidgen of a chance that no one at ADP is seeing this.

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