If You're Looking For Bill Ackman, He's Hiding In A Dark Room, Naked And Gently Sobbing While Slathering Himself In Chipotle Queso
Just leave him alone, ok?
Oh...Bill.
So what you bought into Chipotle at like $405 a share and it's now down below $277? You are still a very special boy. At least you're the second most clicked person in the internet, right?
And, hey, there's a smidgen of a chance that no one at ADP is seeing this.