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Ken Griffin Switches To Black Coffee

The Citadel chief is cutting out some carbs.
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We don’t know if Ken Griffin got some bad news from his doctor. We don’t know if he’s trying to lose a few pounds to make himself even more desirable on the Chicago singles market. We don’t know if his taste in caffeinated beverages has changed. We don’t know if he’s taking a principled stand against sweeteners. We don’t know if he’s just trying to stop losing money. But we do know is there are two more ex-Citadelers for the alumni association.

Citadel LLC has cut a top trader and an analyst as the firm winds down its sugar and ethanol desk, two sources familiar with the decision at the Chicago-based hedge fund told Reuters on Thursday.

Trader Hayden Jaques and analyst Charles Arbuthnot were both let go this week as part of the move, the sources said.

Hedge fund Citadel winds down sugar desk –sources [Reuters via Times of India]



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