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Lloyd Blankfein Is At A Pretending-To-Like-Frankfurt-Level Of Ready For Brexit

The new king of Twitter is literally just fucking with Theresa May on social media.

Theresa May could have lived without the most powerful man in finance lying about how nice Frankfurt is on Twitter...

But at least Theresa May is getting used to not catching a break.

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