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Please Refer Back To This When It All Comes Crashing Down Around You

Happy Friday, we are all doomed.

Thanks to the actions of an eagle-eyed friend of Dealbreaker, we are now in possession of an image that sums up the zeitgeist with near perfection.

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This is a shiny red Tesla Model S parked on Madison and 87th St, a car with a sticker price of at least $68K. It is perhaps even parked illegally by a few inches, broadcasting the insouciance that many "Tesla owners" are feeling in today's economy.

It is a lovely image. But zoom in to feel the true power of its message...

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No, get closer...

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There it is.

And you know it's perfect because it's not even spelled correctly.

If this is your car, please reach out to us. You might be the greatest living New Yorker. And if you bought this car with Bitcoin, you might be The Almighty himself.


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