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The White House Is Trying To Kill Bill Gross

Mo El-Erian to The Fed is the kind of shit even we couldn't make up.
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The anguished screams of a tortured man are piercing the sunny skies of Laguna Beach, California...

The White House is considering economist Mohamed El-Erian as one of several candidates to potentially serve as the Federal Reserve’s vice chairman, according to a person familiar with the matter.

Congratulations to Janet Yellen on her move to Janus.

White House Considers Former Pimco CEO Mohamed El-Erian for Fed Vice Chairman Post [WSJ]

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