Congratulations, Mrs. Steve Mnuchin, you are a true master of playing the long game.
One doesn't often see this level of horniness at a sterile photo op.
The Trump administration is a mean girl sleepover and Steve Mnuchin is the awkward, needy social-climber wearing headgear.
Louise Can't roll around naked in Bitcoin, y'all.
The Treasury Secretary looks at future GDP growth, sees a Lisa Frank poster.
This feels like a safe moment for the global economy.
The Democrats running The House is already put a real crimp in Mnooks' DGAF civil servant style.
If Stevie Mnooks isn't going to Davos, can he answer some questions about what the hell is going on behind those blank, gormless eyes?
The only player missing here is Deutsche Bank...so far.
