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Buttplugs And Goldman Sachs Killed The Bitcoin Rally

But were they working in cahoots.

Yesterday, we learned that you can now put a vibrator in your body and let it move in concert with crypto pricing, and also that the financial world's most powerful vibrator is launching a crypto desk.

Today, we have this:

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It might be time to return all those brand-new buttplugs, Harvey Schwartz.



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