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Cancel The Rest Of 2017, For The Toppiest Market Top Has Been Topped

Charlie Gasparino FTW.

Ya burnt, Bitcoin! THIS is the greatest market story of 2017.

Further posts for today will be delayed as Dealbreaker HQ figures out how to let Charlie manage literally ALL of our money.


Source: Fox Business

Fox Business Senior Salad Tossing Correspondent Wants To Chat With Sean Spicer

Charlie Gasparino knows a filthy analogy when he (kind of) sees one.

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Jeffrey Epstein Drops Sick Burn On Hedge Funders From Beyond The Grave

And he does it via Charlie Gasparino in case any of you were afraid this wasn't sufficiently batshit.

Fox Business Senior Linguistics Correspondent Tries Hand At Yiddish

Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".

"Billions" Takes The Week Off, Charlie Gasparino Forced To Watch The Oscars

You've really gone and done it this time, Bobby Axelrod.

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2017: The Year The Logic Died

We just spent 12 months in the dumbest possible timeline.

Fox Business Senior Waxing And Laser Correspondent Has A Question

Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.


The Stock Market Is Just "Taking A Little Pause," Says The Actual President Of The United States Of America

The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.