President Trump Calls Market Moves With The Skill You'd Expect From An Oft-Bankrupted Contractor

You're never getting paid back, Deutsche Bank.

Okay, now it's really time for Gary Cohn to quit in disgrace.

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and then...

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But this will only get funnier. We guarantee that like any septuagenarian with a handful of bankruptcies in his past and an utterly vague understanding of finance in his grasp, Trump will soon be tweeting that all his friends benefitting from his awesome tax cuts should plow some of that money into bitcoin.

And wait until Wilbur Ross tells him that you can pay for call girls with cryptos.