Elon Musk Admits To Being Lame At Orgies
Shot:
Elon Musk attended a now-notorious event at a Silicon Valley investor's home that has been described as a "sex party" — but a spokesperson told Business Insider that Musk says there was no lurid behaviour while he was there.
Chaser:
In a statement to Business Insider, a spokesperson for the Tesla and SpaceX founder confirmed he was there, but that he believed it was a "corporate' costume-themed party and spent his time there talking about technology and business before leaving at 1 a.m.
They said: "Elon was at the party for a couple hours and left around 1am after talking with several DFJ-funded entrepreneurs about technology and building companies. His impression was that it was a corporate party with a costume theme, not a 'sex party', and there was no indication that it would become one after he left. "
How can you trust this man to take us to space when he can't even differentiate between a Silicon Valley nerd chat and a Silicon Valley fuck fest?