Fundamentals Be Damned! Cryptos Are Doomed!

Like most things in finance, Katy Perry just called the topped.

Tulip mania had the bubonic plague, the eighties had its jobless recovery, the Dot-Com Bubble had its And now, the mania of cryptocurrencies finally has its own death event...

No amount of Ripple futures will hedge against the risk of a falling pop-star clinging on to the zeitgeist with nails made to look like the bullshit synthetic commodity you have plowed your life savings into...

May god Satoshi have mercy on your souls.