Goldman’s (Crypto-Free) Commodity Revenue Plunges 75% To All-Time Low

Might be time to fire up that crypto desk, Lloyd.

Author:: Thornton McEnery
Publish date:: Jan 16, 2018

LloydBee.GaryBee

Lloyd and Gary are not f@cking around this time.

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David Solomon's hipster eden at 200 West Street is coming into clearer focus.

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"Steve and Gary are going to fix everything" said no one inside 200 West St...ever.

Even Lloyd and Gary might want to just let bygones be bygones on this one.

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Lloyd is not fucking around.

Lloyd might have been a little too tender with his firing stick.

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Harvey Schwartz's "retirement" gives David "DJ D-Sol" Solomon the keys to Lloyd's kingdom.

Lloyd must have called Satya a thousand times.