Good news! John Cryan can stop wondering when the next massive fine is coming down the pike.

Somebody got that Jamie Dimon thirst for REAL.

Jamie Dimon's crew used to think Wells was cool or whatever, but they were soooo wrong.

Congratulations, Jamie.

"Oh, mon cheri, how can you be mad when you are my 'Princess'?"

You people are adorable.

Why do we feel like Deutsche Bank is the only one that didn't see this coming?