JPMorgan: Buy The Prospective Dip
Why buy this dip when Jamie can help you buy the next one?
The future president is thisclose to buying some Ripple, you guys.
Somebody got that Jamie Dimon thirst for REAL.
Jamie is not f@cking around with compliance these days.
Good news! John Cryan can stop wondering when the next massive fine is coming down the pike.
Jamie Dimon's obsession with being the next JR Ewing is becoming difficult to ignore.
Jamie's eyes are watching you, they see your every move...and even the ones you haven't made yet.
Why be nimble when you can be historically huge?
Jamie Dimon's crew used to think Wells was cool or whatever, but they were soooo wrong.