Stock Market Now Just Pounding IBM Through Force Of Habit - Dealbreaker

Stock Market Now Just Pounding IBM Through Force Of Habit

When you lose money for half a decade, people take a while to come around to acknowledging your success.
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This afternoon, Ginni Rometty was given the great pleasure of announcing to investors that IBM beat analyst estimates on revenue for the first time in almost six years. It was a watershed moment for her leadership, a true sign that IBM is ready to step out of the long shadow cast by modern Silicon Valley mega-tech firms and rejoin the world of the living.

Wall Street responded in kind:

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As of this post, IBM is down over 4.25% in after hours trading.

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