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This is not playing out like J-Yellz had hoped, you guys.

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Janet Yellen Is Apolitical In Her Fear And Loathing Of President Trump

Maybe J-Yells is playing politics AND doing her job.

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The Fed Is Learning What Being Donald Trump's Ex-Girlfriend Feels Like

He "totally" wants Jay Powell to be independent...he just wishes that he made better choices, y'know?

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Jay Powell Is A Cuck

By using logic and reasoning, Jay Powell played hisself.

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As Some Idiot Predicted Months Ago, Blue Apron Is Officially A Penny Stock

If even we could see this coming, how was it allowed to happen?

Coming soon to a Bridgewater office near you.

Dalio To Mnuchin: Don't Be Stupid, You Moron

Ray's not trying to stir shit up here, but he would like the Treasury Secretary to know that he's wrong, powerless, and dumb.