BoJ May Need To Buy Foreign Bonds After Running Out Of Other Shit To Buy
It's like "Supermarket Sweep" but even dumber.
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Results Of Wharton Study Seem To Indicate That Steve Mnuchin Is Full Of Shit
Wait until they hear about what he did with all those mortgages...
Microsoft Pays $26 Billion To Figure Out What LinkedIn Is For
It looks like Microsoft just bought LinkedIn at its 2010 valuation.
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Leon Cooperman Will Run Omega Advisors Out Of His 2nd Bedroom If He Has To
Would relish the opportunity, even.
New Study Reveals That Business Schools Are Failing To Pull MBA Heads Out Of MBA Asses
A growing horde of young financiers want to feel humanized and cared for by their employer...it's hilarious.
Market Plunges In Shock After Jay Powell Does Exactly What He Said He Was Going To Do
Guess who isn't a cuck anymore...
Early Snap Investors To Spend Weekend Praying That They Survive Monday's Post-Lockup Stampede Out Of Snap Stock
It's going to be a fucking bloodbath you guys.