Janet Yellen is having a real fun afternoon.

Happy New Year, Jay Powell.

He can't screw it up now, can he?

The new guy is getting the hang of this.

Janet Yellen's new "Inflation Schminflation" tattoo has us shook.

Jay-net Powell is not some trifling side piece.

Even the FOMC is drama now.

He "totally" wants Jay Powell to be independent...he just wishes that he made better choices, y'know?