‘I’ll Bet Every Algo In Asia Was Reading That Text’: It Was Harry!

Who the fuck is Harry?

Author:: Thornton McEnery
Publish date:: Feb 15, 2018

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Can we finally stop fucking pretending now?

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Guess who isn't a cuck anymore...

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The S1 is an acrostic that spells out "WHO AMAZON?"

Europe roiled, China continued a curious collapse and NYSE got glitchy wit' it.

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J-Gundz didn't ask to be saddled with the burden of superhuman genius, but he will carry the weight to glory.

Once again, it seems that Bill Ackman and Herbalife both dressed up as Mean Girls this Halloween.

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