Morgan A Stanley is having fun you guys.
This is Credit Suisse, after all.
To us, Fabiana Abdel-Malek, you are perfect.
It is written in the stars, you clowns.
Jimmy John will not be IPOing his sandwich chain because he doesn't like the taste of Morgan Stanley.
This one feels like we're all getting trolled.
Wells Fargo is failing tests like a hungover freshman who can't even read.