Former Morgan Stanley Trader (Not) Looking To Make A Quick Million On Business Cards That Led To Most Annoying Moments Of His Life
Morgan A Stanley is having fun you guys.
Of Course Tidjane Thiam’s Moment Of Triumph Will Be Overshadowed By An Intern-Licking Scandal
This is Credit Suisse, after all.
Former UBS Compliance Officer Hit With Insider Trading Charges Because Sometimes These Just Write Themselves
To us, Fabiana Abdel-Malek, you are perfect.
Of Course Marianne Lake Is Jamie Dimon's Heir Apparent
It is written in the stars, you clowns.
Guy Who Invented The "Ultimate Porker" Sandwich Finds Wall Street Too Gross To Deal With
Jimmy John will not be IPOing his sandwich chain because he doesn't like the taste of Morgan Stanley.
Mike Mayo Hired By Wells Fargo Because Life Is Wonderful And Strange
This one feels like we're all getting trolled.
Of Course Wells Fargo Flunked Its Latest Living Will Test
Wells Fargo is failing tests like a hungover freshman who can't even read.