‘Savor The Moment’ Because February’s Selloff Was ‘An Appetizer, Not The Main Course’

Morgan Stanley would like to remind you that death comes for us all.

Author:: Thornton McEnery
Updated:: Jan 14, 2019
Original:: Feb 20, 2018

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Morgan A Stanley is having fun you guys.

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This is Credit Suisse, after all.

Jimmy John will not be IPOing his sandwich chain because he doesn't like the taste of Morgan Stanley.

MikeMayoArtist

This one feels like we're all getting trolled.

Wells Fargo.Insane

Wells Fargo is failing tests like a hungover freshman who can't even read.

CryanJob

Pray for Cryan.

TimSloan.Nuns

We couldn't make this shit up if we wanted to, you guys.

Moynihan.RICO

Like, why does BriMo have to pay more just because he's kept you all so busy?