Tesla Shareholders Vote To Stop Pretending That Tesla Is Not A Cult

Bow down before Elon.

We tried to warn you, David Einhorn.


Tesla Inc. shareholders are said to have approved the board’s proposal to grant Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk stock options valued at $2.6 billion, paving the way for him to reap a big windfall if the electric-car maker maintains its growth trajectory over the next decade.

Funny money, absurd goals and a futurist billionaire playboy with his own space rockets. Burn your offerings on the altar of Tesla or be damned forever.

Tesla Investors Approve $2.6 Billion Award for Musk [Bloomberg]