Tesla Shareholders Vote To Stop Pretending That Tesla Is Not A Cult

Bow down before Elon.
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We tried to warn you, David Einhorn.


Tesla Inc. shareholders are said to have approved the board’s proposal to grant Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk stock options valued at $2.6 billion, paving the way for him to reap a big windfall if the electric-car maker maintains its growth trajectory over the next decade.

Funny money, absurd goals and a futurist billionaire playboy with his own space rockets. Burn your offerings on the altar of Tesla or be damned forever.

Tesla Investors Approve $2.6 Billion Award for Musk [Bloomberg]