"We don't hate ants."

I always liked Ex Machina.

Is Stormy Daniels on too?

I mean come on, is this cutting edge tech, or isn't it?

There has to be a closet large enough to protect Gary from explaining why "More jobs not make market big?"

"Bonds, like men, are in a bear market."

We just spent 12 months in the dumbest possible timeline.

When are tulip jokes not tulip jokes?