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Uber Cures Mark Zuckerberg's Case Of "The Mondays" By Literally Killing Someone

Not a great day to be a tech giant.

As Mark Zuckerberg and his team sweated out what has to be the worst news day in Facebook's history, the folks over at Uber likely took some perverse pleasure in watching another Silicon Valley household name take on the role of techie supervillain.

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That would have been a mistake...

A woman in Tempe, Ariz., died after being hit by a self-driving car operated by Uber, in what appears to be the first known death of a pedestrian struck by an autonomous vehicle on public roads.

This is a deeply bizarre, super sad and totally predictable tragedy...for everyone but Cambridge Analytica.

Self-Driving Uber Car Kills Arizona Pedestrian [NYTimes]

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