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Uber Cures Mark Zuckerberg's Case Of "The Mondays" By Literally Killing Someone

Not a great day to be a tech giant.

As Mark Zuckerberg and his team sweated out what has to be the worst news day in Facebook's history, the folks over at Uber likely took some perverse pleasure in watching another Silicon Valley household name take on the role of techie supervillain.


That would have been a mistake...

A woman in Tempe, Ariz., died after being hit by a self-driving car operated by Uber, in what appears to be the first known death of a pedestrian struck by an autonomous vehicle on public roads.

This is a deeply bizarre, super sad and totally predictable tragedy...for everyone but Cambridge Analytica.

Self-Driving Uber Car Kills Arizona Pedestrian [NYTimes]



Feds Making A Literal Federal Case Out Of Uber's Behavior

Someone explained Uber to Jeff Sessions and now even he's pissed.

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Sheryl Sandberg Leans In To Take Public Beating On Mark Zuckerberg's Behalf

Facebook's fuck-up is on Sheryl because The Zuck is woke now.


Travis Kalanick Is No Longer The CEO Of Uber Because He Owed Way Too Many People Too Much Money

You heard it here first: Travis' replacement should come from Wall Street, not Sand Hill Road.


Dara Khosrowshahi Has Already Succeeded As Uber CEO

Three simple letters and the man is immortal.


Travis Kalanick Hires Eric Holder To Care About Possibly Rampant Sexism And Harassment At Uber

Uber brings on Obama's former AG to investigate its own, not her, the dude.