The Slipper King was awake in Riyadh just long enough to appreciate the quiet of an oppressive theocracy.
"Are those velvet slippers, Mr. Secretary?" "You bet your sweet ass they are, Congressman."
Rumor has it that Trump is looking to dump what's left of his Commerce Secretary.
According to Forbes, the only guy in Washington who’s ripped more people off and told more whoppers is Donald J. Trump himself.
We love old men saying bitchy shit about soup, but this is getting ridiculous.
The slippers really should have tipped us off on this one.
It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.
