Wilbur Ross Shows Up On CNBC With A Can Of Campbell’s Soup To Defend Tariffs
“I just bought this can today.”
Wilbur Ross Is An Unshockingly Shitty Diplomat
The Slipper King was awake in Riyadh just long enough to appreciate the quiet of an oppressive theocracy.
Wilbur Ross Might Wake Up From His Next Office Nap To Find Himself Hurtling Northward On The Acela
Rumor has it that Trump is looking to dump what's left of his Commerce Secretary.
Wilbur Ross Would Like Congress To See What A Real Man Wears On His Feet
"Are those velvet slippers, Mr. Secretary?" "You bet your sweet ass they are, Congressman."
Your Gross Office Coffee Machine Can Now Make Gross Soup
You'll have inedible Southwest Style Chicken soup and like it!
Wilbur Ross For President
According to Forbes, the only guy in Washington who’s ripped more people off and told more whoppers is Donald J. Trump himself.
Wilbur Ross Wakes Up From His Friday Nap Just Long Enough To Prove That He Doesn't Know What The Commerce Secretary Does
We love old men saying bitchy shit about soup, but this is getting ridiculous.
It's Starting To Feel Like Wilbur Ross Is Not Cut Out For Government Work
The slippers really should have tipped us off on this one.
Wilbur Ross Goes On TV, Says Wilbur Ross Things
It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.