Wilbur Ross Shows Up On CNBC With A Can Of Campbell’s Soup To Defend Tariffs
“I just bought this can today.”
The Slipper King was awake in Riyadh just long enough to appreciate the quiet of an oppressive theocracy.
Rumor has it that Trump is looking to dump what's left of his Commerce Secretary.
"Are those velvet slippers, Mr. Secretary?" "You bet your sweet ass they are, Congressman."
You'll have inedible Southwest Style Chicken soup and like it!
We love old men saying bitchy shit about soup, but this is getting ridiculous.
According to Forbes, the only guy in Washington who’s ripped more people off and told more whoppers is Donald J. Trump himself.
The slippers really should have tipped us off on this one.
It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.