‘A Taste Of The High (Vol.) Life’, Courtesy Of Goldman
The champagne of crazy.
Slumping Goldman Sachs Trading Desk Now Rallying Around The Best Dumb Motto In The History Of Finance
#JustAddButter is the kind of dumb silly shit that we want to see more of from Goldman Sachs.
Goldman Sachs Is Definitely Not Not Staffing Up A Crypto Desk
David Solomon's hipster eden at 200 West Street is coming into clearer focus.
Mumps Outbreak On Trading Floor Has Goldman Sachs Traders Wondering Which Of The Seven Seals This One Is
It's either "Boils" or "Diseased livestock," cuz the "Frogs" thing already happened.
It Takes Poor Lloyd Blankfein Almost Two Full Days To Make What The Median Goldman Sachs Employees Makes In A Year
The Lloydster is ALSO getting shafted.
David Solomon Pulls Dina Powell From "Davos In The Desert" After Realizing That Goldman Sachs Was About To Lose Moral High Ground To Steve Mnuchin
This is the best PR sh!tshow we've watched in years.
Goldman Sachs Downgrades Surging Walmart Stock Because Nobody Understands Walmart More Than Goldman Sachs
There is no 200 West Street in Bentonville, Arkansas.
After Exhaustive Research, Goldman Sachs Concludes Millennials Are A Bunch Of Assh*les
We're almost entirely sure this study did not include Gary Cohn wearing the Deadmau5 helmet.