The Amazon employee handbook is apparently just a box set of "The Hunger Games" trilogy.

Flu isn't the only thing going around. An epidemic of economic optimism has seized the European Central Bank, and its president thinks that should be enough to get the continent's economy going once again.

M-I-C... See you back at your desk!... K-E-Y... Why? Because we f*cked up our plan to outsource your job!... M-O-U-S-E

Bernie Sanders and Warren Buffett are a buddy cop movie just waiting to happen.