Do You Feel Insane Yet?
It's okay, we understand.
Jeff Bezos to Employees: You Don't Work In A Dystopian Hellscape, Do You? DO YOU?!?!
The Amazon employee handbook is apparently just a box set of "The Hunger Games" trilogy.
Jamie Dimon Is Done Letting You Geeks Trigger Him With Bitcoin Talk
He's done talking about it...OKAY?!
Larry Summers To Steve Mnuchin: "I Feel Bad For You Son"
The King of Deregulation is still a total Shade Queen.
The House of Mouse Is Feeling Pretty Goofy Right Now
M-I-C... See you back at your desk!... K-E-Y... Why? Because we f*cked up our plan to outsource your job!... M-O-U-S-E
ECB Feels Great About Doing Nothing
Flu isn't the only thing going around. An epidemic of economic optimism has seized the European Central Bank, and its president thinks that should be enough to get the continent's economy going once again.
Jefferies Is Feeling Frisky, You Guys
While the big banks took Dodd-Frank horse tranquilizers, Jefferies got hold of some trucker crank and hit a private equity rave.
Carl Icahn To Be Named America's First Ever Secretary of Do Whatever The F@ck You Want
Donald Trump has painted his masterpiece.