The Wizard of the Westport Woods sees pain on the horizon.

The Wizard of The Westport Woods knows a lack of conviction when he sees it.

The King of the Westport Woods is seeing bears.

The Westport Woodsman sees danger ahead... and pictures a very boring dance party

The King of Radical Transparency attempting to to understand The Clown Prince of Constant Bullshit is truly something to behold.

The marauding mutant motorcycle gang probably won’t take greenbacks in exchange for your life.

And while Ray is being radically transparent, he knows you already cheated on that 2018 diet plan...fatty.

You really tee'd this one up for us, Ray.