Terrible Tuesday
Welp, that did NOT go well.
Former Merrill Lynch CFO Turned Restaurateur Apparently Thinks NYT Food Critic Is John Thain-Level Terrible
Ahmass Fakahany doesn't go to Pete Wells office and knock the Duck a L'Orange out of HIS mouth.
President Trump Starts Off Super Tuesday By Losing The New York Appellate Court Fraud Charge Primary
Looks like somebody is going to be multi-tasking the general election with defending himself from fraud charges.
DOJ Finds That The IRS Is Terrible And Stupid But Not Criminal
The Justice Department is not impressed, tax nerds.
MongoDB Looking To Create Unholy Trinity Of Terrible NYC Tech IPOs
We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.
Marissa Mayer's Yahoo Watch Has Finally Ended...And It Was Terrible
Oh, Evita Breadsticks, we'll will miss you most of all...
The Three Most Powerful Men In American Business Can't Figure Out Why No One Wants This Terrible Job They Created
Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffett and Jamie Dimon shocked that no one is masochistic enough to work for all three of them at once.
Anthony Noto Realizes That Saving Jack Dorsey From Himself Is A Terrible Job, Gets New Job Saving SoFi From Itself
Only a Goldman Sachs guy could save SoFi and fuck Twitter in one solitary chess move.