Terrible Tuesday
Welp, that did NOT go well.
Former Merrill Lynch CFO Turned Restaurateur Apparently Thinks NYT Food Critic Is John Thain-Level Terrible
Ahmass Fakahany doesn't go to Pete Wells office and knock the Duck a L'Orange out of HIS mouth.
President Trump Starts Off Super Tuesday By Losing The New York Appellate Court Fraud Charge Primary
Looks like somebody is going to be multi-tasking the general election with defending himself from fraud charges.
Marissa Mayer's Yahoo Watch Has Finally Ended...And It Was Terrible
Oh, Evita Breadsticks, we'll will miss you most of all...
MongoDB Looking To Create Unholy Trinity Of Terrible NYC Tech IPOs
We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.
DOJ Finds That The IRS Is Terrible And Stupid But Not Criminal
The Justice Department is not impressed, tax nerds.
Anthony Scaramucci Compares Fiduciary Rule To Legalization Of Slavery In Apparent Bid For Terrible Analogy Hall of Fame
There have been better arguments against the fiduciary rule.
Anthony Noto Realizes That Saving Jack Dorsey From Himself Is A Terrible Job, Gets New Job Saving SoFi From Itself
Only a Goldman Sachs guy could save SoFi and fuck Twitter in one solitary chess move.