Terrible Tuesday

Welp, that did NOT go well.

Ahmass Fakahany doesn't go to Pete Wells office and knock the Duck a L'Orange out of HIS mouth.

Looks like somebody is going to be multi-tasking the general election with defending himself from fraud charges.

This should go well.

The Justice Department is not impressed, tax nerds.

Oh, Evita Breadsticks, we'll will miss you most of all...

We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.

Only a Goldman Sachs guy could save SoFi and fuck Twitter in one solitary chess move.

There have been better arguments against the fiduciary rule.

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