The Khaleesi of Wall Street has gathered his armies, and the moment is upon us.

No, Jay Powell didn't write this...

What? Maybe YOU don't know what you're talking about/

In which Uncle Carl Icahn learns that tweetstorms a grind, bruh.

This double act is losing its charmless charms.

*Sarcasm

Hahaha, coincidence.

Why does the president want to impress Grimes so bad?