Since we did two of these when the markets were in a tailspin last week, we though it only fair to ask you to guess the close when all early indications point to a big triple digit gain. We’ll see if those fat fingers and high-frequency trading systems have the same impact on the way up. Dow futures were up as much as 400 early this morning. . .we’ll give a shout out to the winner at the end of the day. Ready, Go!
When you lose money for half a decade, people take a while to come around to acknowledging your success.
Happy Election Day, monsters.
You're never getting paid back, Deutsche Bank.
Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.