Call The Close: Bond Bloodbath Edition
Don't look at the yield curve, just CtC and let's get F#CKED UP!!!
Call the Close. . . Bull Market Edition
Since we did two of these when the markets were in a tailspin last week, we though it only fair to ask you to guess the close when all early indications point to a big triple digit gain. We’ll see if those fat fingers and high-frequency trading systems have the same impact on the way up. Dow futures were up as much as 400 early this morning. . .we’ll give a shout out to the winner at the end of the day. Ready, Go!
Stock Market Now Just Pounding IBM Through Force Of Habit
When you lose money for half a decade, people take a while to come around to acknowledging your success.
Just Remember That Whatever Happens Tonight, The Bond Market Is F@cked
Happy Election Day, monsters.
Bathed In The Red Glow Of Market Panic, Jim Cramer Calls Out For Aunt Janet
Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.
President Trump Calls Market Moves With The Skill You'd Expect From An Oft-Bankrupted Contractor
You're never getting paid back, Deutsche Bank.