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What Quantitative Investors Can Learn From the Election

Trump represents uncharted territory for investors. But scrappy analysts can still do some useful charting.

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Sheryl Sandberg Leans In To Take Public Beating On Mark Zuckerberg's Behalf

Facebook's fuck-up is on Sheryl because The Zuck is woke now.

e*trade

Lured By Yacht Promise, E*Traders Opened 64,581 New Brokerage Accounts In January

The dumbest guy from a lot of high schools just opened and E*Trade account.

Wedbush Whisper

SEC Fines Wedbush For Taking An IDGAF Approach To Employee Supervision

Even this SEC can't overlook "a long-running pump-and-dump scheme targeting retail investors."

Steve Cohen Acts Like He Hasn't Already Booked Marching Bands, Floats, Taylor Swift For January 1, 2018

...not to mention, the permits for a victory lap through downtown Stamford.

As Rates Rise, So Will Investor Lawsuits

It's about to get crazy up in here...and by "Here" we mean "Securities Law Firm Profits"