The Stock Market Is Just "Taking A Little Pause," Says The Actual President Of The United States Of America
The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.
President-Elect Trump Absentmindedly Forgets To Thank Saudis For Funding SoftBank's $50 Billion Investment In Making America Great Again
It's almost like things are just being said without nuance or verification...
Stock Market Now Just Pounding IBM Through Force Of Habit
When you lose money for half a decade, people take a while to come around to acknowledging your success.
Forget Michael Lewis and His Flash Boys, Virtu is Going Public Anyway
Leave off the last E for irony.
Bombing Shit While Shorting Stocks Is The Hot New Investment Strategy No One Should Try
Illegal? Yes. Bad? Yes. Profitable? Actually, no.
Elon Musk Will Buy $20 Million Of Tesla Stock In Big Show Of Make Believe That Elon Musk And Tesla Are Separate Things
"Here's some money to pay you back for that fine that "I" got, wink wink..."