The Nelson Muntz of bonds is having a day.

The Once and Former Bond King has truly found his cringeworthy place in the #MeToo moment.

Janus CEO Richard Weil is talking like he used to be married to Bill Gross.

That sound you hear is Mo El-Erian slow clapping until his hands bleed.

Misty water-colored memories of the way they were.

Bill Gross increasingly furious that his old firm keeps texting back "New phone, who dis?"

Now let Billy G talk to you about circular motions...Why are you running away?

The world might be coming apart at the seams but hey! Bill's got a weird observation about his son's facial hair.