WeWork's First-Ever Bond Offering Is A Master Class In Financial Masturbation
It must be hard to compute "community adjusted Ebitda" with your head so far up your own ass.
Marissa Mayer Coins Awesome New Word To Rename The Detritus Of Her Folly
Is Altaba an Esperanto word for "The Blonde Lady Hurt Me"?
BoJ May Need To Buy Foreign Bonds After Running Out Of Other Shit To Buy
It's like "Supermarket Sweep" but even dumber.
Just Remember That Whatever Happens Tonight, The Bond Market Is F@cked
Happy Election Day, monsters.
Call The Close: Bond Bloodbath Edition
Don't look at the yield curve, just CtC and let's get F#CKED UP!!!
Congress Would Like A Word With Martin Shkreli
Everybody's least-favorite Pharma Bro has been invited to chat with everyone's least-favorite legislative body.
Hank Greenberg Is Headed To Trial On Those Pesky Fraud Charges After All
No word yet on if there will be a chair at the defense table for Snowball Greenberg.