Are You Guys Even Allowed To Read This?

Are we banned at your office? Hello?

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Updated:: Jan 14, 2019
Original:: Jun 14, 2018

After working at Dealbreaker, I've realized that a surprising amount of people are familiar with our content and what we do. However, I've also realized there is a large contingent of people who aren't familiar with what we do. More importantly, this is a large contingent of people who aren't fans of what we do. And because of this, it turns out that a couple of banks have us blocked on their servers.

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To be fair, I can't blame said banks given that most of our content would just distract hard-working analysts from editing powerpoints till 2 in the morning.

Since I am the lowly intern of the Dealbreaker, I have been given the nonsensical task to determine which banks block us, and which ones don't. I don't know if Thornton realizes I'm not qualified to do this in any capacity, but when I try to explain this he gives me the silent treatment. So I guess that means I have to do it or else he'll start carrying around the baseball bat again, and no one wants that.

So if you guys want to help me retain my job, I'd love for you to tell me if your office *cough*Bank of America *cough* has us blocked. Just send it on over to thad@dealbreaker.com, so I can fulfill my undying need to earn my boss' approval.

Seriously...he has a bat.

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It's #InternSzn

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Seriously, let's use this quasi-legitimate platform to find someone who has done business with the most hated man in America today.

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You guys really need to step up your game

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Banking can be fun...right?

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