Idiot Biglaw Law Clerk Tries To Pick A Fight Over The Finer Points Of Contract Law Governing A Used West Elm Dresser

Law clerk tries to get cute with I-Banking associate, plays himself.

Author:: Thornton McEnery
Publish date:: Jun 5, 2018
Updated on: Jan 14, 2019

Hillary better get worried about this CFPBeef

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Search giant allegedly having trouble finding some routine internal documents.

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A pick that seems freakishly sensible at first blush.

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Even we can't believe how bad he is at this.

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If even we could see this coming, how was it allowed to happen?

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We are so sorry that we paid this intellectual cripple to get us HBO before "Game of Thrones" ends.

Whatever, it's not like anyone tries to move money on the first of the month or anything.

Get in the tub, nerd. Kalanick's been in there for weeks!