In The Space Of 15 Minutes, Trump Tweets Support For Less Expensive Gas, More Expensive Cars
What? Maybe YOU don't know what you're talking about/
If Elon Musk Violated SEC Rule With His Tweet, Donald Trump Violates The Same Rule Almost Daily
Why does the president want to impress Grimes so bad?
Elon Musk Hopes To Distract From His Problems By Having People Pay Him To Elaborately Murder Them In Space
If you don't stop shorting Tesla, Elon's going to shoot a Japanese guy into the fucking moon.
Investing In 2017 Means Getting Mobile Notifications When Trump Tweets About Your Stocks
And it's your duty as an American investor in 2017 to blindly trade on that information, damn the consequences.
