Sam Zell Has Never Been Concerned About Getting "More Pussy on The Block" Because Sam Zell Is A Feminist Or Whatever

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The #MeToo movement has come for so many old familiar names that we almost forget to remember who it hasn't come for, until it does.

Zell.Pussy

Sam Zell knows what we're talking about:

Real estate investor Sam Zell, asked at a conference Wednesday about gender diversity and the #MeToo movement, said he has promoted women based on merit.

Oh? Well, that's nice...

“I never promoted a woman because she was a woman. I never demoted a woman because she was a woman. My issue is what do you do, what do you produce, how do you interrelate to the rest of the business,” Zell, chairman of Equity Group Investments Inc., said at the REITweek investor conference in Manhattan.

That's right, you toxic masculines, everyone's favorite Keebler Elf turned real estate billionaire is a woke-ass bro! He doesn't see gender, just talent. And we're relieved to hear it because we kind of assumed that Sam Zell would inevitably say something really crazy when it came to this whole topic...

“I don’t think there’s ever been a, ‘We gotta get more p---- on the block, OK?’” Zell, 76, added, eliciting gasps and laughter from the hundreds at the gathering.

Yup, there it is...

“Those things can get me in trouble, right?” Zell said. 

Can a bear get in trouble for shitting in the woods, Sam?

Well, it can if it talks about "pussy" in terms of volume while wiping its ass and discussing gender equity in the modern workplace.

But you be you.

Zell Uses Vulgarity While Saying That He Promotes Women on Merit [Bloomberg]

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