Oh no, the intern is talking about stocks...

Can I get a BTFD with cheese?

I hope my mom doesn't see this one

Tech triumphs; Mueller v. Manafort; OPEC orders; Mean Girls goes nuclear and more!

Lululemon and Tiffany's are joining Ralph Lauren in having a nice little trading day, so congrats, Greenwich.

Listen here, Gramps.

Same ol' coal mine, but more canaries.

Maybe SixSigma wasn't sorcery after all.