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We'll Give You One Guess Which Bank Failed It's Fed Stress Test

Gott verdammt!

When it rains, it pours.


And then the Fed throws shit on your drowning face as you sink into the final endgame...

Deutsche Bank AG’s U.S. subsidiary failed on Thursday the second part of the U.S. Federal Reserve’s annual stress tests due to “material weaknesses” in its data capabilities and capital planning controls.
The Fed board’s unanimous objection to Deutsche Bank’s U.S. capital plan marks another blow for the German lender, whose financial health globally has been under intense scrutiny in recent months.

You are truly the hottest of messes, DB USA.

Deutsche Bank's U.S. operations fail second leg of Fed stress tests [Reuters]


Courtesy Federal Reserve.

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