Area Moron Makes Bold Bid For Nobel Prize In Economics

The Leader of the Free World is now writing MASH notes to tariffs in crayon next to his GDP predictions of "Infinity percent."

Tell us again about how this economic boom is not in its death throes.

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We get that you're all still rocking turgid perma-boners from all the corporate tax stimulus and reveling in those "strong fundamentals" everywhere. We even comprehend the idea that money is still pretty dirt cheap and that you could merge a donkey with a goose right now, but at some point in time, we are all going to have to face the reality that the guy tweeting this farcically terrifying idiocy is the actual President of the United States and that the only thing he seems to comprehend with total certainty is that there are enough criminally stupid people with voting rights in the world's largest economic force who will not be able to see this is the kind of economic theory most often found written in human feces on the wall of a padded room.

But, yeah, trade the upside.

And Wharton BAs really ain't worth shit, huh?