Today Is Apparently The Day To Do That Massive Financial Crime You've Been Planning

Michael Piwowar tweets goodbye to the SEC in bizarrely lame picture form.
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Welp, today was Michael Piwowar's last day of commissioning over at the Securities and Exchange Commission.

Piwo's departure leaves the SEC as Jay Clayton and a merry band of three. It's essentially a ghost town over there now, just the way that the Trump Administration dreamed it would be. And in a fun case of saying the quiet thing out loud, Piwowar tweeted a goodbye that makes it clear the SEC is now a defanged bureaucratic ghost ship with bad lighting...

It's all there; the horrific lighting, the sad office furniture, the clothes, and the fact that Piwowar apparently decided to end things before 9am on a Monday.

This tweet says a lot of things, but what it says with clarion clarity is that today is a great day to commit a financial crime.

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