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Jeff Gundlach Thinks You’re All Acting Like A Bunch Of Bill Grosses

The Treasury-shorting sheep are gonna get sheared.
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Man of many of enthusiasms Jeff Gundlach is good at noticing things, like when Bill Gross makes an embarrassingly elementary mistake, or that the unthinkable was in fact quite thinkable and rather likely to happen, or when that’s not Bordeaux, or when his Porsche is missing. So you can be quite sure he noticed that net short positions on 10- and 30-year Treasuries are at all-time highs.

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Well, if you’re one of those people who put them there, Jeff Gundlach suggests that you might want to rethink things, or else end up like Bill Gross. And no one wants to end up like Bill Gross.

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