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And Now, Ashton Kutcher Talks About Scooters And Disruption

We've missed you, hilarious Silicon Valley self-owns.

In the fog of the chaos raging around us with unceasing fury, it's easy to forget that Silicon Valley is still out there, living in the vacuum bubble of its own organic bullshit. Luckily, the star of "My Boss's Daughter" is here to remind us that the world of tech money is still moaning into its own ass.

"Let the battle be between these companies. Don’t make the battle about, like, suppressing the freedom of your citizens, like, suppressing the ability for us to make the world a better place.”

-Ashton Kutcher, on scooter startup regulation

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