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Behold, DJ D-Sol Putting Dropping A Beat And Putting A Cap In Summer's Ass

Back to work, Goldmanites, your new leader just killed Summer...on the ones and twos.

Get off the jitney, come back from The Cape, throw on something clean and uncomfortable, step over the body of that summer intern in the gutter of the West Side Highway and get your ass back to work, Goldmen of Sachs! Summer is over, and your new boss is to blame!

Labor Day has come and gone, meaning that it's back to reality for all. And as a sign of the season, Goldman Sachs CEO-elect, old man EDM DJ David Solomon hit the decks at a Montauk beach club and dropped a deadly beat on what was left of summer:

Now say goodbye to Lloyd and go pillage what's left of Italy.

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