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Wanna Guess How We Know That The Trade War With China Is On?

JK, the president told us.

Every grifter has a tell, and the minor league con man sitting in the Oval Office has one of the simplest tells of all: Homeboy will do anything to protect the Dow Jones Industrial Average.


President Donald Trump said he’ll make an announcement on China trade after U.S. financial markets close Monday.

But knowing that with such confidence is a double-edged sword, because if we factor in that he also doesn't know how tariffs work, we now know that this trade war with China is on like Donkey Kong...

“Right after close of business, we’ll be announcing something,” Trump told reporters at the White House. “And it will be a lot of money coming into the coffers of the United States of America. A lot of money coming in.”

You tried, Larry Kudlow, we know you tried.

Trump Says China Trade Announcement Coming After Market Close [Bloomberg]



Peter Navarro Wants To Make It Clear That All Ideas Obviously Coming From Him Should Be Treated As Fake News

Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?


Peter Navarro Sidelined From China Trade Talks Because He's Peter F@#%ing Navarro

Even Trump realizes that it's not wise to let a rabid dog into a preschool.

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If You're Trying To Pretend To Be Excited About China Trade Deal Rumors Again, Maybe Don't Look At The Yield Curve

Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?