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Bathed In The Red Glow Of Market Panic, Jim Cramer Calls Out For Aunt Janet

Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.

Who of us, in our darkest moments of the soul, does not yearn for the gentle embrace of a maternal presence that can assuage our fear and calm our soul?

Not Jim Cramer, who saw this:

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And then felt this...out loud...on TV:

"I really miss Janet Yellen. I miss her because what she would do is say, 'you know I need more inputs. I'll look at the market, it's down 500 points. Maybe we should make some calls,'" he said.
"She was a student. She wasn't a teacher. She was a student and she learned from people," he said.

We miss her too, Jimmy...we miss her too.


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