How Was Your Hump Day?

If you work at a hedge fund, probably not good.


Wednesdays suck. But some Wednesdays suck more than others. Yesterday was one of those Wednesdays.

On Wednesday, a large group of hedge funds that bet for and against stocks had their worst day in almost seven years, according to a report released Thursday from Goldman Sachs Group Inc. The so-called fundamental long-short equity hedge funds tracked by Goldman dropped 1.44% on Wednesday, according to the client report….

Goldman: Wednesday Was One of the Worst Days in Years for Stock-Picking Hedge Funds [WSJ]



Paul Tudor Jones Has Been Reading Marx Again

The hedge-fund billionaire thinks capitalism needs some tweaking, and he’s got just the thing.

Bring Out Your Dead (Hedge Funds)

Hedge fund closures are so hot right now.

Goldman Sachs: Every Hack Attack Is Making Hedge Funds A Little Richer

Not saying hedge funds LIKE it when people get hacked, but...


Dan Loeb’s October Was Pretty Bad All Around

He’s hoping November will be better, but probably not.

Guy Figures Out How To Put Hedge Funds Out Of Business Once And For All

Joachim Klement thinks you could give your money to hedge funds...or burn it. It's up to you.


Who’d Like To Give Jamie Dinan Even More Time To Lose Their Money?

York Capital is going private equity because the hedge fund thing is not working out.