Toddler Billionaire Can't Stop Putting Hand On Burning Stove

Elon Musk isn't funny anymore.
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Everyone's favorite industrialist billionaire playboy turned social media self-immolator is at it again, just a few days after narrowly escaping disaster for a dumb tweet via strange mercy by the SEC, Elon Musk fired off a dumb [and deeply grammatically flawed] tweet at the SEC.

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The gaping dark hole of need inside Elon Musk remains forever unfilled, but perhaps the best way to assuage the ache of that hole is by filling it with the placebo of irony. Elon detests Tesla's short sellers, just ask him. He's gone full maniac on the Einhorns and Chanii of this world, making it clear that the problem with his electric car company is not its inability to make actual cars, but the haters. In fact, Elon has been pretty unsubtle that his 420 tweet was meant to troll the shorts, the disbelievers of his company that is totally "NOT" a cult. But it now seems like Elon is having some religion on shorts.

Hahaha, what a card!

But here's where the irony comes in. Elon is the best thing that ever happened to TSLA shorts...

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Either Elon has become utterly unhinged and driven mad by fame, or he's joined the shorts.

It's legal, you know...

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