Goldman Sachs Will Give 69 A Try

...at being partner.
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We knew the number would be interesting, but now DJ D-Sol is just fucking with us...

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Goldman Sachs Group Inc. on Wednesday named 69 new partners, its smallest class in two decades as the Wall Street firm aims to maintain the allure of its upper ranks.

The full list is here. Congratulations to the newest threats to David Solomon's nascent reign, all 69 of you.

These 69 New Goldman Sachs Partners Are the Happiest People on Wall Street Today [WSJ]

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