Just Remember That Whatever Happens Tonight, The Bond Market Is F@cked - Dealbreaker

Just Remember That Whatever Happens Tonight, The Bond Market Is F@cked

Happy Election Day, monsters.
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A Democratic house won't allow entitlements to die, a GOP Congress won't stop spending or cutting taxes, the cocaine effects of the tax cut will wear off soon, economic growth is logically peaking,Ariana Grande dumped Pete Davidson, there will be no infrastructure spending regardless of who wins, Bill Gross hasn't seen his shadow in months, Trump is still president, and the Fed has utterly lost control.

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But by all means enjoy that sticker, you sick fucks.

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